1.
Love
is
like
a
fart,
if
you
have
to
force
it,
it's
probably
crap.
【笑话】

2.
I
thought
I
was
in
love
once,
turns
out
I
was
just
hungry.
【幽默】

3.
Roses
are
red,
violets
are
blue,
I'm
terrible
at
poetry,
but
I
still
love
you.
【浪漫】

4.
You
swept
me
off
my
feet
like
a
vacuum
cleaner
on
steroids.
【夸张】

5.
If
loving
you
is
wrong,
I
don't
want
to
be
right.
But
I'll
still
wear
a
seatbelt,
just
in
case.
【反讽】

6.
I
love
you
more
than
pizza.
And
that's
saying
something.
【比喻】

7.
You
make
my
heart
skip
a
beat,
like
a
faulty
pacemaker.
【黑色幽默】

8.
I
love
you
like
a
fat
kid
loves
cake.
【口语化】

9.
I
would
climb
the
highest
mountain,
swim
the
deepest
ocean,
and
fight
a
pack
of
rabid
squirrels,
just
to
be
with
you.
【夸张】

10.
You
are
my
sunshine
on
a
cloudy
day,
my
rainbow
after
a
storm,
and
my
wifi
in
a
dead
zone.
【比喻】

11.
I
love
you
to
the
moon
and
back,
and
then
some.
【夸张】

1
2.
You
are
the
missing
puzzle
piece
in
my
life,
and
I
promise
not
to
lose
you
under
the
couch.
【比喻】

1
3.
When
I'm
with
you,
I
feel
like
I
can
conquer
the
world.
Until
I
stub
my
toe
on
something.
【反讽】

1
4.
You
complete
me,
like
a
PB&J
sandwich
with
the
crusts
cut
off.
【比喻】

1
5.
When
I'm
old
and
grey,
I'll
still
love
you.
Unless
you're
a
werewolf,
then
we'll
have
to
have
a
talk.
【幽默】

1
6.
I
love
you
more
than
a
dog
loves
its
owner.
And
that's
saying
something.
【口语化】

1
7.
You're
hotter
than
a
jalapeno
on
a
summer
day.
And
that's
saying
something.
【比喻】

1
8.
You're
the
only
one
who
can
make
me
laugh
and
cry
at
the
same
time.
And
also
the
only
one
who
knows
where
I
keep
my
secret
stash
of
cookies.
【幽默】

1
9.
I
love
you
more
than
a
fat
kid
loves
a
cupcake.
And
trust
me,
that's
a
lot.
【夸张】

20.
You
are
my
happily
ever
after,
my
soulmate,
and
the
person
I
want
to
annoy
for
the
rest
of
my
life.
【幽默】