1.
"My
cat
thinks
she's
the
queen
of
the
house,
but
really
she's
just
the
ruler
of
hairballs. "【笑死了】

2.
"Who
needs
a
therapist
when
you
have
a
cat
that
insists
on
sitting
on
your
face
every
morning?"【太逗了】

3.
"Want
to
know
the
secret
to
a
happy
life?
Just
get
a
cat
and
let
them
do
their
thing. "【哈哈哈哈】

4.
"My
cat's
favorite
pastimes
include
knocking
stuff
off
tables
and
glaring
at
me
when
I
try
to
work. "【妙极了】

5.
"I'm
pretty
sure
my
cat
thinks
her
name
is
'No,'
because
that's
all
I
ever
hear
when
I
tell
her
not
to
do
something. "【超级逗趣】

6.
"Cats:
the
reason
why
we
can't
have
nice
things,
but
also
the
reason
why
our
lives
are
infinitely
better. "【真是一句妙语】

7.
"I
never
knew
how
much
I
needed
a
cat
until
I
got
one
and
realized
my
life
was
incomplete
without
her. "【好笑】

8.
"People
always
say
that
cats
are
aloof
and
unaffectionate,
but
clearly
they've
never
met
my
little
cuddle
bug. "【超级可爱】

9.
"Cats
are
like
little
furry
ninjas
that
can
simultaneously
steal
your
heart
and
your
food. "【太好玩了】

10.
"Why
get
a
boyfriend
when
you
can
have
a
cat
that
provides
just
as
much
love
and
affection,
but
without
the
drama?"【哈哈哈哈】

11.
"Sometimes
I
think
my
cat
is
trying
to
tell
me
something,
but
then
I
remember
she's
just
meowing
because
she
wants
treats. "【好逗啊】

1
2.
"Cats
may
be
small,
but
they
have
the
power
to
completely
take
over
your
bed
and
your
heart. "【太有感触了】

1
3.
"I've
learned
that
there's
no
such
thing
as
personal
space
when
it
comes
to
cats,
but
I
wouldn't
have
it
any
other
way. "【真的很好玩】

1
4.
"My
cat's
favorite
hobbies
include
napping,
eating,
and
judging
me
silently
from
across
the
room. "【哈哈哈哈太搞笑了】

1
5.
"Cats
are
like
little
balls
of
purring
sunshine
that
make
everything
better,
even
if
they
do
shed
everywhere. "【太妙了】

1
6.
"I'm
pretty
sure
my
cat
thinks
her
job
is
to
wake
me
up
every
morning
by
knocking
over
every
single
object
in
my
room. "【笑死人了】

1
7.
"Why
do
cats
always
find
the
one
person
in
the
room
who's
allergic
to
them
and
immediately
jump
in
their
lap?"【太有趣了】

1
8.
"Cats
have
this
amazing
ability
to
make
you
feel
like
the
most
special
and
important
person
in
the
world,
even
if
they're
just
hungry. "【一语中的】

1
9.
"My
cat
may
be
small,
but
she
has
the
attitude
of
a
lion
and
the
grace
of
a
toddler. "【太太太搞笑了】

20.
"Cats
are
like
potato
chips
-
you
can't
have
just
one,
and
you'll
always
find
yourself
reaching
for
more. "【太有感觉了】