1.
"Single
and
ready
to
mingle?
More
like
single
and
ready
to
eat
a
whole
tub
of
ice
cream
on
my
couch. "
【#ForeverAlone】

2.
"Who
needs
a
man
when
you
have
a
dog/cat/plant
that
loves
you
unconditionally?"
【#PetsAreBetterThanPeople】

3.
"I
may
be
single,
but
at
least
I
don't
have
to
share
my
food. "
【#FoodIsMyTrueLove】

4.
"They
say
time
heals
all
wounds,
but
so
does
a
good
bottle
of
wine. "
【#WineIsMyTherapy】

5.
"If
you're
looking
for
me,
I'll
be
binge-watching
rom-coms
and
crying
into
my
pillow. "
【#EmotionalWreck】

6.
"Instead
of
crying
over
my
ex,
I'm
crying
over
the
fact
that
I
have
to
start
using
dating
apps
again. "
【#SwipingIsTiring】

7.
"Love
is
like
a
fart,
if
you
have
to
force
it,
it's
probably
crap. "
【#KeepingItReal】

8.
"I
may
be
single,
but
my
standards
are
high.
Like,
unicorn
riding
a
rainbow
high. "
【#NoSettlingAllowed】

9.
"Don't
worry,
I'm
not
lonely.
Just
incredibly
bored
and
in
dire
need
of
human
interaction. "
【#HumanContactNeeded】

10.
"At
least
now
I
can
spend
all
my
money
on
myself
instead
of
buying
gifts
for
someone
who
doesn't
appreciate
it. "
【#RetailTherapyIsReal】

11.
"Being
single
isn't
so
bad
when
you
realize
how
much
money
you're
saving
on
Valentine's
Day
presents. "
【#TakenByMyBankAccount】

1
2.
"Who
needs
a
relationship
when
you
can
have
pizza
on
a
Friday
night?"
【#PizzaIsBae】

1
3.
"I
think
the
hardest
part
about
being
single
is
having
to
take
my
own
photos
for
Instagram.
#SelfieStruggle"
【#BehindTheScenesOfMyFeed】

1
4.
"If
you
can't
handle
me
at
my
single,
you
definitely
don't
deserve
me
at
my
taken. "
【#SelfLoveIsTheBestLove】

1
5.
"The
only
thing
worse
than
a
breakup
is
seeing
your
ex
with
someone
uglier
than
you. "
【#WinningAtLife】

1
6.
"I
may
be
single,
but
I
don't
need
a
knight
in
shining
armor.
I
have
a
donut
in
shining
glaze.
Close
enough. "
【#FoodOverEverything】

1
7.
"The
only
commitment
I'm
making
right
now
is
to
my
bed
and
Netflix. "
【#HibernationMode】

1
8.
"I
may
not
have
a
significant
other,
but
I
have
a
significant
amount
of
sarcasm. "
【#SassForDays】

1
9.
"I'm
not
single,
I'm
just
in
a
committed
relationship
with
my
cat. "
【#CrazyCatLadyGoals】

20.
"Here's
to
the
next
chapter
of
my
life,
where
my
focus
is
on
me
and
not
on
someone
who
didn't
deserve
it. "
【#IndependentWoman】