1.
Love
is
not
about
finding
the
right
person,
it's
about
finding
someone
who
is
just
as
weird
as
you
are.
【humorous
love
quotes】

2.
If
love
is
blind,
then
why
is
lingerie
so
popular?
【humorous
love
quotes】

3.
A
good
marriage
is
like
a
casserole,
only
those
responsible
for
it
really
know
what
ingredients
went
into
it.
【humorous
love
quotes】

4.
If
you
love
someone,
set
them
free.
If
they
don't
return,
hunt
them
down
and
ask
them
why.
【humorous
love
quotes】

5.
Love
is
a
lot
like
algebra.
Have
you
ever
looked
at
your
X
and
wondered
Y?
【humorous
love
quotes】

6.
Love
is
like
a
fart,
if
you
have
to
force
it,
it's
probably
crap.
【humorous
love
quotes】

7.
Marriage
is
a
workshop
where
the
husband
works
and
the
wife
shops.
【humorous
love
quotes】

8.
I
fall
in
love
with
the
way
you
laugh,
it's
like
music
to
my
hears,
but
then
I
realized
you
were
just
laughing
at
your
own
jokes.
【humorous
love
quotes】

9.
Love
is
like
a
roller
coaster,
it
has
its
ups
and
downs,
but
it's
always
more
fun
when
you're
screaming
together.
【humorous
love
quotes】

10.
Love
is
like
a
plant,
it
needs
to
be
watered
every
day
or
it
will
wither
away.
【humorous
love
quotes】

11.
Love
is
like
a
box
of
chocolates,
you
never
know
what
you're
going
to
get,
but
it's
always
sweet.
【humorous
love
quotes】

1
2.
Marriage
is
like
a
deck
of
cards,
you
start
out
with
two
hearts
and
a
diamond,
and
before
you
know
it,
you're
looking
for
a
club
and
a
spade.
【humorous
love
quotes】

1
3.
Love
is
not
about
how
much
you
say
"I
love
you",
but
how
much
you
prove
it.
Like,
doing
the
dishes
or
giving
a
massage.
【humorous
love
quotes】

1
4.
Marriage
is
like
a
marathon,
it
takes
a
lot
of
effort
and
training,
but
if
you
cross
the
finish
line
together,
it's
worth
it.
【humorous
love
quotes】

1
5.
Love
is
like
a
workout,
it
can
be
exhausting,
but
it
feels
so
good
when
it's
done.
【humorous
love
quotes】

1
6.
Marriage
is
like
a
circus,
there's
always
something
exciting
happening,
but
sometimes
you
just
want
to
run
away
with
the
clowns.
【humorous
love
quotes】

1
7.
Love
is
like
a
good
book,
it
keeps
you
entertained
for
hours,
but
it's
always
better
when
you
share
it
with
someone.
【humorous
love
quotes】

1
8.
Marriage
is
like
a
puzzle,
sometimes
the
pieces
don't
fit,
but
if
you
keep
trying,
eventually
you'll
find
the
right
combination.
【humorous
love
quotes】

1
9.
Love
is
like
a
game
of
chess,
you
never
know
what
move
your
opponent
is
going
to
make,
but
it's
always
more
fun
when
you're
playing
together.
【humorous
love
quotes】

20.
Marriage
is
like
a
song,
sometimes
it's
a
ballad,
sometimes
it's
a
love
song,
but
if
you
keep
singing
together,
it
will
never
go
out
of
tune.
【humorous
love
quotes】