1.
Life
is
like
a
rollercoaster,
sometimes
you're
up
and
sometimes
you're
down.
But
at
least
on
a
rollercoaster,
there's
a
clear
end
in
sight. 】

2.
Some
people
say
that
life
is
a
journey,
but
I
think
it's
more
like
a
never-ending
game
of
Whack-a-Mole.
Just
when
you
think
you've
got
everything
under
control,
another
problem
pops
up. 】

3.
Life
is
too
short
to
waste
your
time
worrying
about
things
that
don't
matter.
Unless
we're
talking
about
your
hair,
because
that
is
ALWAYS
important. 】

4.
They
say
that
laughter
is
the
best
medicine,
but
it's
hard
to
laugh
when
you're
stuck
in
a
meeting
with
your
boss
and
they
keep
making
terrible
jokes. 】

5.
Life
is
full
of
surprises,
some
of
them
good
and
some
of
them
bad.
But
the
biggest
surprise
is
when
you
go
to
the
grocery
store
for
one
thing
and
end
up
spending
$100
on
snacks. 】

6.
If
life
gives
you
lemons,
make
lemonade.
Unless
you're
like
me
and
don't
know
how
to
make
lemonade,
then
just
eat
the
lemons. 】

7.
They
say
that
things
will
get
better,
but
sometimes
they
just
get
weirder.
And
then
you're
left
wondering
why
you
ever
thought
things
were
normal
in
the
first
place. 】

8.
Life
is
like
a
box
of
chocolates,
you
never
know
what
you're
gonna
get.
Unless
you
read
the
label
first,
then
you'll
know
exactly
what
you're
gonna
get. 】

9.
They
say
that
money
can't
buy
happiness,
but
have
they
ever
tried
buying
a
really
good
slice
of
pizza?
That's
pretty
close
to
happiness
in
my
book. 】

10.
Life
is
full
of
ups
and
downs,
but
that's
okay
because
the
downs
make
the
ups
feel
even
better.
Unless
you're
on
a
rollercoaster,
then
the
downs
just
make
you
want
to
puke. 】

11.
They
say
that
the
early
bird
gets
the
worm,
but
I'm
more
of
a
snooze
button
person
myself.
If
the
worm
wants
to
be
eaten,
it
can
wait
a
few
more
minutes. 】

1
2.
Life
is
all
about
balance.
For
every
hour
you
spend
working,
you
should
spend
two
hours
watching
cat
videos
on
YouTube.
It's
just
science. 】

1
3.
They
say
that
you
should
follow
your
dreams,
but
what
if
your
dream
is
to
be
a
professional
unicorn
wrangler?
You
might
want
to
rethink
that
one. 】

1
4.
Life
is
like
a
puzzle
and
sometimes
it
feels
like
all
the
pieces
are
missing.
But
eventually,
you'll
find
them
and
everything
will
make
sense. . . or
you'll
just
give
up
and
do
something
else. 】

1
5.
They
say
that
the
grass
is
always
greener
on
the
other
side,
but
have
they
ever
seen
my
neighbor's
lawn?
It's
completely
dead. 】

1
6.
Life
is
too
short
to
hold
grudges,
but
it's
more
fun
to
hold
grudges
than
to
forgive
and
forget.
Plus,
it
gives
you
something
to
talk
about
at
parties. 】

1
7.
They
say
that
you
should
never
judge
a
book
by
its
cover,
but
if
the
cover
is
really
ugly,
I'm
probably
not
going
to
read
it. 】

1
8.
Life
is
like
a
game
of
Tetris,
sometimes
it
feels
like
everything
is
falling
into
place
and
then
suddenly,
everything
is
a
mess. 】

1
9.
They
say
that
you
should
always
be
yourself,
but
what
if
yourself
is
a
really
annoying
person?
Maybe
try
being
someone
else
for
a
while. 】

20.
Life
is
full
of
opportunities,
you
just
have
to
know
where
to
look.
Or
you
could
just
stay
in
bed
and
watch
Netflix,
that's
an
opportunity
too. 】