1.
"Love
is
like
a
permanent
marker
on
my
skin,
always
reminding
me
of
my
poor
life
choices. 【笑】
"
2.
"Getting
a
love
tattoo
is
just
like
getting
a
reminder
for
permanent
heartache. 【笑】
"
3.
"Love
tattoos
are
the
perfect
way
to
commemorate
your
temporary
insanity. 【笑】
"
4.
"Getting
a
love
tattoo
is
like
wearing
your
heart
on
your
sleeve,
quite
literally. 【笑】
"
5.
"Love
tattoos
are
a
great
investment
–
they're
expensive,
painful,
and
regrettable. 【笑】
"
6.
"Love
tattoos:
because
why
not
make
bad
decisions
permanent?【笑】
"
7.
"Love
tattoos
are
like
souvenirs
from
a
disastrous
vacation
you
can't
return
from. 【笑】
"
8.
"Anyone
who
gets
a
love
tattoo
is
just
begging
for
a
relationship
update. 【笑】
"
9.
"If
love
is
blind,
then
love
tattoos
must
be
blind,
deaf,
and
mentally
unstable. 【笑】
"
10.
"Love
tattoos
are
proof
that
nobody
ever
learns
from
their
mistakes. 【笑】
"
11.
"Why
get
a
love
tattoo
when
a
heartfelt
apology
works
just
fine?【笑】
"
1
2.
"Love
tattoos:
because
nothing
says
'I'm
available'
like
permanent
ink. 【笑】
"
1
3.
"The
only
thing
worse
than
getting
a
love
tattoo
is
having
to
explain
it
in
every
new
relationship. 【笑】
"
1
4.
"Love
tattoos
are
the
ultimate
commitment
to
regret
and
bad
decision-making. 【笑】
"
1
5.
"Getting
a
love
tattoo
is
just
like
setting
a
reminder
for
future
heartbreaks. 【笑】
"
1
6.
"Love
tattoos
are
the
perfect
way
to
ensure
your
therapist
has
a
steady
income. 【笑】
"
1
7.
"If
love
is
a
battlefield,
then
love
tattoos
are
the
battle
scars
we
love
to
flaunt. 【笑】
"
1
8.
"Getting
a
love
tattoo
is
like
wearing
a
neon
sign
that
says,
'I
make
questionable
life
choices. '"【笑】
"
1
9.
"The
only
thing
worse
than
getting
a
love
tattoo
is
having
to
explain
it
to
your
grandchildren. 【笑】
"
20.
"Love
tattoos:
because
what
better
way
to
make
your
future
partners
run
for
the
hills?【笑】
"